Fell Straight Down The Stairs
Fell straight down the stairs
Everyone looked, stopped, and stared
So embarrassing

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Persistent Creepers
Persistent creepers
Pestering relentlessly
Yet still get no ass

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From Someone That’s Desperate
Creepers need love too
From someone that’s desperate
And also creepy

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Like Moths To a Flame
Like moths to a flame
The creepers come out in droves
For your amusement

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Eyes Locked On Target
Eyes locked on target
Creeper is ready to pounce
Must find escape route!

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Think Again, Creeper!
You bought me a drink
"This means we get to fuck, right?"
Think again, creeper!

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French Art Museums
French art museums
Even if you don’t love art
You will be awestruck

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Slap On a Beret
Slap on a beret
Call me a nouveau hipster
Extra pretentious 

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Haute Cuisine Party
France loves stinky cheese
Grab some wine and a baguette
Haute cuisine party

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Let’s Go to Paris
Let’s go to Paris
Most cliché honeymoon spot
"Je t’aime ma cherie"

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Using My Surfboard
Graining on that wood
We be all night, drunk in love
Using my surfboard

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Parodied by Everyone
Single Ladies dance
Parodied by everyone
Appealing to all

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Multi Platinum
Only Beyonce
Can drop a secret album
Multi platinum

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Beautiful Liar
Who run the world? Girls.
False! The world’s run by Queen Bey
Beautiful Liar

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Don’t Diss Beyonce
Don’t diss Beyonce
The Beygency will find you
Then get rid of you

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