As Each Year Passes
As each year passes
I couldn’t be more thankful
To say “I’m older”

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Where You At, Botox?
Scanning my face for wrinkles
Where you at, botox?
500 Posts!!!

I did it!!! Even though maybe 497 of them are haikus all by me. That’s the crazy part! It’s a nice way to celebrate turning 25. Gross!!!! I still look like I’m 19, so I’m cool with it for now. 

Thank you, thank you, thank you to the likers, the followers, the unfollowers (aka the haters), the people that unfollow and then follow back (ok….), the readers that don’t like but really do like my words. Regardless, I’m filled with gratitude. So stay tuned and keep reading. Maybe in a couple of years, I’ll make it to a thousand!

-A

The Older You Get
The older you get
Trivial things matter less
Take a step back, breathe

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My Youth Is Fading
My youth is fading
For now, I’ll keep turning up
Until I feel old

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But None The Wiser
I’m just like fine wine
Looking better as I age
But none the wiser

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How Nauseating?!
The boat is shaking
While I’m stuck on the toilet
How nauseating?!

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I Want a Big Boat
I want a big boat
So it can have a strange name
Like “Full of Seamen”

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…And Won’t Sink Away
Kids race paper boats
Hoping that they’ll stay afloat
And won’t sink away

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Is Winter Here Yet?
Don’t touch my sunburn
Everywhere feels like fire
Is winter here yet?

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Molting Like a Snake
Sunburn starts to fade
Peeling loose, unsightly skin
Molting like a snake

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LED Fingers
LED fingers
A raver’s mini light show
Matching the beat’s pulse

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Are We Being Played?
Sunburn protection
More like SPF bullshit
Are we being played?

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Call Me Red Lobster
Call me Red Lobster
Sunburn has changed my skin tone
Temporarily

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Sunburnt Skin Brings Pain
Sunburnt skin brings pain
Red and swollen, then itchy
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

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