I’ll Try Not To Swear
Bikini waxes
Yanking hair from my goodies
I’ll try not to swear

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It’s Insanely Expensive
Please don’t touch my weave
It’s insanely expensive
So kindly back off
Never Forgotten
Moment of silence
Remembering those we’ve lost
Never forgotten

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That Awkward Silence
That awkward silence
Just waiting for the crickets
Common on bad dates

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Before Dawn Silence
Before dawn silence
Waiting for the sun to rise
Morning’s fresh, clean slate

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There’s Always Chatter
Silent library
Have you heard of such a thing?
There’s always chatter

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Describing Silence
Describing silence:
The sound of being alone
Sometimes it’s needed

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Refreshingly Cold
Just a few ice cubes
All it takes to change a drink
Refreshingly cold

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Sculptures Made of Ice
Sculptures made of ice
The best ones have tubes in them
Where you can drink booze

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Free Winter Decor
Frozen ice daggers
Icicles hang from the eaves
Free winter decor

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Going Out to Lunch
Going out to lunch
Where the business talk is cheap
But the bill is not

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Sorry, We’re Sold Out
Beating the lunch rush
Always worth it instead of:
"Sorry, we’re sold out"

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Escaping Monotony
Extra long lunch break
Escaping monotony
That is office life

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I Will Get Hangry
If I don’t eat lunch
You should stay out of my way
I will get hangry

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Case of The “Itis”
Post lunch work meeting
"They" just want me to nod off!
Case of the “itis”

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