Refreshingly Cold
Just a few ice cubes
All it takes to change a drink
Refreshingly cold

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Sculptures Made of Ice
Sculptures made of ice
The best ones have tubes in them
Where you can drink booze

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Free Winter Decor
Frozen ice daggers
Icicles hang from the eaves
Free winter decor

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Going Out to Lunch
Going out to lunch
Where the business talk is cheap
But the bill is not

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Sorry, We’re Sold Out
Beating the lunch rush
Always worth it instead of:
"Sorry, we’re sold out"

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Escaping Monotony
Extra long lunch break
Escaping monotony
That is office life

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I Will Get Hangry
If I don’t eat lunch
You should stay out of my way
I will get hangry

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Case of The “Itis”
Post lunch work meeting
"They" just want me to nod off!
Case of the “itis”

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Three Barbecue Components
Spicy, sweet, tangy
Three barbecue components
For slathering meat

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All Lead to Greatness
Smoke, roast, braise, sear, char
Many ways to barbecue
All lead to greatness

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Quickly Devoured
Smoky barbecue
Slow cooked for hours with love
Quickly devoured

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Loved By The Gauchos
Churrascaria
Brazilian style barbecue
Loved by the gauchos

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They Need Their Tongue Checked

I don’t trust people

Who aren’t into barbecue

They need their tongue checked

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As Each Year Passes
As each year passes
I couldn’t be more thankful
To say “I’m older”

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Where You At, Botox?
Scanning my face for wrinkles
Where you at, botox?